THE MURDER LISTS WANTED REWARD OF A DOG BISCUIT !!!!!!
WHO KILLED KENNY!!!
| CARTMAN | MRS. CARTMAN | BIG GAY ALL |
| KYLE | MR. GARRISON | NED |
| STAN | MR. MACKY | JIMBO |
| KENNY (SUICIDE) | OFFICER BARBRADY | ADOLF HITLER |
| CHEF | PHILIP | HIS MUM |
| IKE | TERENCE | HIS DAD |
| COWS | STARVEEN MARVEN | SPARKEY |
| ALIENS | THE TURKEYS | GAY GEESE |
| GRANDPA SAN | WENDY | AMERICAN FOOTBALL ERs |
IF ANYBODY KNOWS WHO HAPPENED TO KILL KENNY ON THE DATE OF THE DAY PLEASE E-MAIL HIM AT [email protected] (AND PLEASE REMEMBER A TURKEY'S FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS). FOR A SECRET MESSAGE DON'T HIGH LIGHT THE PART JUST BELOW THIS AND READ WHAT IT SAYS.like who would expect it peter walls is gay and likes to who would guess that scroney's gay and has a ma who is a whorewatch wrestleing and puts loads of dax wax in his little greasy ha
NOT THE END OF MESSAGE AND WELL HOWS LIFE IN THE ZOO PETER WALLS' WEB PAGE
START DANCING AND E-MAIL, "HI", CORN AT CORN'[email protected]
| BART | HOMER | MARGE | LISA | MAGGIE | SANTAS LITTLE HELPER | SNOWBALL |
| SNOWBALL 2 | MOE | BARNEY | SMITHERS | MILHOUSE | NELSON | MARTIN |
| RALF | WILLIE | SEYMORE | CRABOPEL | NED | MRS.FLANDERS | ROD |
| TOD | REV. LOVEJOY | TROY MCLEUR | ITCHY | SCRATCHY | CRUSTY | SIDESHOE MELL |
| SIDESHOW BOB | ABE | PADDY | SELMA | APU | JIMBO | JIM-BOB |
| MOULDER | SCULLY | MINDY | SANTA | DARRAL STRAWBERRY | KEN GRIFFEY JR. | REST OF THE BASEBALLERS |
| JOCK-STRAP | HOMER-SEXUAL | OLDEN MGROIN | PHELLEN O COCK | UNCY HERB | MR BURNS (SUICIDE) | KARL |
| SEYMORES' MUM | DON KING | BARRY WHITE | THE PEOPLE FROM NASA | ME | YOU | HIM |
| HER | IT | THAT THING | THE QUEEN | MONICA | BILL | HILLARY |
A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR, "HI MY NAME IS JIM-BOB AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I HAVE BAD B.O. THANK YOU COME AGAIN, AND PLEASE HELP US TO SOLVE THESE TERRRIBLE MYSTERIES AND IF YOU HAVE THE ANSWER PLEASE E-MAIL MY GOOD FRIEND PAUL ON [email protected] PHEW I REEK."
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WHO KILLED THE BEEF BURGER
| SAUSAGE | HUNGRY BOY | HUNGRY GIRL | HUNGRY IT CHILD | HUNGRY MAN | HUNGRY WOMAN | HUNGRY IT ADULT |
| SCRONEY | MARIDE | WALLS | CORN | ROSEMARY | SECRET CAMERAS | JIM-BOB (B.O.) |
| SWEENEY | 693131 | (01232 ) 871046 | SCOTT | TURKEY | JAMIE | GEE DEE FOR 50P |
| SMELLY BOY CALLED KILDEA | BIG GAY DAREN | BIG GAY ALL | JOHN WILLIAMS | BRUNO (THE MURDERISM DOG) | THE BAD CAT | EVIL CAT |
| POSSESIVE CAT | HALLWORTH (BOY GEORGE BUT MORE DISCRITE) | FAIRY | ALIEN | HARRY | GREHAM | MARK HILL |
| WWF | DX | SHANE | STEVE | SCSA | BEEF | HIS MUM |
| HIS DAD | HIS HALF DAD | HIS BUTCHER | EXTREMLY HOT MUSTARD | TOMATOES | LEMONS | GREEN ARSE |
| WATCHING ARSENAL PLAY | BEEN CALLED AFTER HIS UNCLE BULGARIA | YES | CRESHO | POSSIBLY | CHEESE | HAMSTER |
TIME FOR A FEW CHEAP ADVERTISMENT'S:
| OUT NOW THE POO IN A CAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY EAT FULL OF VITAMINS AND IRON LOOKS LIKE A MIXTURE BETWEEN POO AND SUNNY DELIGHT AND COMES IN SIX NEW FLAVOURS: CONSTIPATED, EXTREMLY CONSTIPATED, ORIGINAL POO, CHUNKY POO, POO AND SWEETCORN AND FINALLY POO AND NICE DELICIOUS COKE |
| DUCKS USE OUR NEW GREASY WAX AND THEY LOVE IT SO GET DOWN TO THE SHOP NOW AND BUY IT. GOING FOR £2.99 (WHILE STOCKS LAST. THE GREASY WAX COMPANY WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ONE WHO'S HAIR HAPPENS TO FALL OUT OR MAGICALLY TURNS INTO MARAIDE LINSKEY OR IN OTHER WORDS A DUCKBILPLATIPUS) |
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WHO'S GOING TO KILL SCRONEY
| ME | YOU | HIM | HER | MARIDE |
| MICKEY | MICHAEL | ANNA SWEENEY | DRUG BUSTERS | HOMELESS |
| CONCERN | RSPCA | USPCA | NSPCC | LIAM (NEXT DOOR) |
| FISH | DOMINO'S PIZZA | THE QUEEN | ADOLF HITLER | A MAD REPUBLICAN |
| A POSSESED HUN | HIS DA | IAN PAISLEY | LUKE | COKE |